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To be a successful Israeli boycotter, you need to stop using the following medical products.

But of course, most boycotters of Israel are now identified simply as anti-Semitic Jew-haters with not even a passing interest in the plight of the Hamas-ravaged Palestinians. It is their blatant hypocrisy that is all the more offensive, as they tell others to boycott Israeli products while at the same time continuing to use them themselves.

 

MEDICINE AND HEALTH PRODUCTS TO AVOID
 

Destroy all personal medication NOW. Israel’s Teva Pharmaceuticals, the largest generic drugs company in the world, will have manufactured many of your medicines.

 

Anyone with the following illnesses will need to take specific precautions.

 

Cancer – do not take any form of medication or treatment. Israeli scientists have been working at the forefront of oncology for decades.

 

Diabetes – do not measure or inject Insulin using the devices developed by Israeli scientists Diabetes – do not measure or inject Insulin using the devices developed by Israeli scientists.

 

Staff with a family history of heart disease and arteriosclerosis must not use the Israeli device for early detection of these. Rather, wait until onset of the disease.

Epileptics – stop treatment that may have benefited from the Israeli discovery of the underlying mutant gene; also throw away the bracelet that sends out an alert when a person goes into seizure.

 

Staff or relatives with Age-related Macular Degeneration – remove Israeli implants that arrest the disease.

Liver disease – abandon Israeli-developed antibody immunotherapy treatments.

Emphysema – steer clear of the Israeli protein replacement therapy.

Myeloma – stop taking the drug Velcade, which was developed over a period of 30 years by scientists at Haifa.

Sleep apnea – no tests using the breakthrough Israeli device for diagnosis.Skin allergies must be treated with steroid creams only, as the new safer non-steroid alternative is Israeli.

Any incident of stroke or head trauma or onset of Alzheimer’s, MS, epilepsy, Parkinson's, glaucoma or brain tumor must avoid using any of the Weizmann Institute’s patented methods of treatment.

 

Parkinson’s – remove the Israel-pioneered brain pacemaker to stop tremors. Discontinue Levodopa, which reduces motor disturbances. Cease sessions that involve magnetic cortex stimulation.

 

AIDS and HIV – beware; researchers at Israel’s Weizmann Institute or Hebrew University developed or improved AZT and Hypericin-based drugs

 

Multiple Sclerosis – stop taking Copaxone, one of the most efficient medicines and the only non-interferon agent, as Teva developed it.  Don’t touch Laquinimod either.

 

Check all vaccines as many of these have been developed in Israel.

 

Ensure that all X-rays do carry a radiation risk, as the only radiation-free system is Israeli.

 

Treatments derived from Stem Cell research must be avoided as most of these are Israeli-developed.

 

Skin allergies must be treated with steroid creams only, as the new safer non-steroid alternative is Israeli.

 

If you or your family are struck with a bacterial infection, do not take alternatives to older, ineffective bacteria-resistant antibiotics, as an Israeli discovery will have been responsible for the modern, effective drugs.

 

Check that any pain relief medication is not based on soya as an Israeli doctor discovered the beneficial effect of the soya bean.

 

Before any surgery or medical tests, check that hospital catheters have not been protected from infection using the new plastic from Israel that disables microorganisms. Avoid throat surgery as this may utilise Israeli surgical lasers.

 

Ensure any colonoscopy or gastro investigation does not use internal Israeli cameras such as the Pillcam.  Never undergo surgery to install an artificial heart, as the first artificial heart transplant took place in Israel.

Kidney transplant patients must wait for donors of the same blood group as only Israel’s revolutionary new methods allow donors from other blood groups.  Staff of Arab origin must not make use of the only database for matching potential Arab donors of bone-marrow – in Israel.

In the event of a spinal injury or disease, do not accept spinal implants – likely to be an Israeli product or development. Heart rhythm problems must not be solved with the Israeli-developed heart pulse generator. All heart stents are off-limits as most of these originate from Israeli medical companies.

 

Do not use the revolutionary new Israeli bandage that saved the life of Arizona senator Gabriella Giffords after she was shot in the head.  If you break a bone badly, reject any treatment that involves introducing collagen, as this may have been manufactured from Israeli plants.

 

Do not protect babies and infants from Sudden Infant Death Syndrome with the Babysense system from Israel.

Do not use Epilady (or epilator) – two Israelis invented this hair removal device.

Finally, reject all major dental treatment, as your teeth may need to be scanned with an Israeli-developed dental scanner.

 

We respectfully suggest you instead use some of the wonderful medical inventions in these fields that have come from Iran, Qatar, Iraq, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Dubai.

 

Oh, silly us, they haven't invented or developed any, have they? Maybe try some oil as a cure for your cancer. Or perhaps the tallest bulding in the world might cure your MS.